来自《特别响，非常近 第0集》

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  It's easy for you to say!
  你说起来容易
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  Which actually...it wasn't.
  但事实上 并不易
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  Sometimes we have to face our fears.
  有时候我们必须面对我们的恐惧
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  "Think about nothing." That's an oxymoron,
  "什么都别想" 是矛盾修饰法吧
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  like, "Now, then."
  就像 "现在接下来"
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  An oxymoron is when two words contradict each other.
  矛盾修饰法就是指两个词词义互相矛盾
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  My father and I used to have oxymoron wars.
  以前爸爸常和我玩这样的文字游戏
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  Seriously funny. Sah!
  一本正经的搞笑
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  Deafening silence. Fwa, fwa!
  震耳欲聋的沉默
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  Original copies.
  原件的拷贝
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  Found missing!
  发现失踪
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  "Student teacher"?
  实习教师