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when women are free to choose their own mates.
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What is this, cave-person times?
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Well, I have already started on a Sadie Hawkins banner,
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so this thing is pretty much set in stone.
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Well, then maybe I'll throw my own dance,
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one that doesn't conform to your oppressive gender norms.
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Give me a break.
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You think a dance can just be thrown together willy-nilly?
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You think I decide to just do a rain forest theme
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and buy palm fronds
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and rig the sprinkler system to...
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Hold on, I gotta write this down.