Yep. Now I have two, which means

对现在就有两个了也就是说
I can do the classic two dates in one night sitcom trope.

我可以上演喜剧里常见的平行约会梗了
I'll get to wear two outfits. Mix up their names.

到时候我会一边一套战袍搞混她们的名字
- Maybe hide under a table. - What about growth?

-说不定还躲桌底下 -你不说要成长吗
I tried to go in a more grounded direction,

我拼劲了全力想把事理顺
but I still ended up in a comically implausible situation.

结果还是搞成了一场混乱的闹剧
It's like Shirley said,

就像雪瑞说的
It's a once in a lifetime opportunity for hijinks.

此等狂欢机会过了这村就没这店了
I can't pass it up.

绝对不能错过
It seems like you already passed up a great opportunity for hijinks.

你明明已经放弃了一个绝好的狂欢机会
I did?

有吗
Uh, duh doy! Britta's dance?

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