Yeah, but I didn't even eat that much bread.

但那面包我都没怎么吃
What did I have? I must have had...

我吃了什么我肯定吃了...
You ate nine baskets, sir.

你吃了九篮面包先生
Nine... really?

九篮真的吗
Great, now I'm gonna feel like a fat ass all week.

太棒我这周都会觉得自己像个死胖子了
You've seen me naked. Do you think I'm getting chubby?

你看过我的裸体你觉得我胖了吗
You want to know the real reason we're breaking up?

你真的想知道我们为什么会分手吗
What was that? Sorry.

你说什么抱歉
Couldn't hear you over the sound of my calories not metabolizing.

我就顾着听我脂肪堆积的声音了
This is so classic you.

你就是这样
You're using this bread thing

你不过是借着面包那事
to avoid talking about our relationship.

逃避谈论我们的感情