来自《马男波杰克 第1季 第1集 第1集》

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  Great.
  不错
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  Then, as my agent, do you think I'm getting fat?
  作为我的经纪人 你觉得我长胖了吗
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  No way.
  不可能
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  You are in the prime of your life, never looked better.
  你正处于人生的黄金时期 颜的巅峰
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  What about as my ex-girlfriend?
  那作为我的前女友 你怎么看
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  You look like a pile of crap ate a second pile of crap
  你就像是一坨屎吃着另一坨屎
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  and then crapped out a third pile of crap.
  吃完还拉出了一坨屎
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  Wait, wait, so which pile of crap do I look like?
  等等 那我看起来到底像哪一坨屎
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  - The third one. - What? That's the worst one.
  -第三坨 -什么 那坨最丑了
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  I'm not calling you as your ex.
  我可不是以你前女友的身份给你打电话
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  I'm calling you as your agent.
  我现在是你的经纪人
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  Remember that book you're pretending to write?
  你还记得那本你一直装作在写的书吗