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Oh, I can just picture the scene.
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You and your secret admirer agree to meet in the cafeteria.
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You scan the array of pimply faces.
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Which one is his?
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Your secret admirer uses the prearranged signal
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of a double helping of mashed potatoes on his plate.
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He's... handsome,
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charming in an asexual, nonthreatening kind of way.
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Nice try, but it'll be so much more mysterious.
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Listen to this.
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"If you want to meet, I'll be at strawberry fields at 5:00."
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"I hope you'll be there, too."