Okay, Mom.

好的妈妈
Thomas Zelda. All right, let's see.

托马斯·泽尔达让我看一下
An impressive list of juvies,

让人印象深刻的少年犯罪记录
a couple of grand theft autos,

有几次偷车记录
suspended, and then oh, and then the big vacation:

缓刑算是度了个长假
36 months in the big house, interstate fraud and video piracy.

蹲了三年牢罪名是洲际诈骗和盗版光盘
Yeah. Well, I gave up fresh

是的三年来我都没吃到
fruits and vegetables for three years...

新鲜的蔬菜水果
so people in China could enjoy Lars and the Real Girl.

中国人才能享受充气娃娃之恋
Um, I want to get my son home, so let me cut to the chase.

我赶着带儿子回家我就直说了
You do what I say, we meet once a week,

按我说的做我们一周见次面
keep your nose clean, and we won't have any trouble.

你只要安分守己就不会有任何麻烦