来自《恋爱手册 第1季 第7集 第7集》

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  You've even gotten a couple pokes.
  还有人来"戳"你呢[脸书上打招呼的按键]
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  Pokes?
  "戳"我
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  I will cut them!
  我要"斩"了他们
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  Is there a "Cut them" button?
  有"斩"这个按键吗
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  Oh, Howard,
  霍华德
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  why couldn't I be a violent or a mean drunk?
  我为什么不是一个暴力型或者毒舌型的酒鬼呢
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  I just don't understand why being nice is such a problem.
  我就不明白与人为善有什么不好
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  Because it's not who I am.
  因为那就不是我了
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  It would take too much effort.
  这会花费我大量精力
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  Why go to all the trouble?
  为什么要自找苦吃
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  Well, for one thing, productivity is way up.
  第一 生产力上来了
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  People came in early today. They're focused.
  员工今天很早就到了 而且更专注了