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People came in early today. They're focused.
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I mean, look at her. She's positively jaunty.
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Usually a handful of people call in sick,
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when, actually, they just really hate their job.
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Is that why you were absent over 50 days last year?
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No, I had a liver transplant last year.
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Thank you very much.
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I told you about it many times.
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Yes, and I forgot because I'm a "bad person."
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But I'm willing to act like a good one if it will
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help the company's bottom line.
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How do I do that?