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and the "ingenious Jew."
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The other character is his humble translator,
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Alexander Perchov,
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who learned English exclusively through the use of a thesaurus
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which produces some outrageous results
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and who works for the family business, Heritage Touring.
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His description of it is:
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It's for Jewish people like
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the hero who have cravings to leave the ennobled country America and
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visit humble towns in Poland and Ukraine.
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I will be truthful again and mention that before this voyage I had the
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opinion that Jewish people were having shit between their brains.