So, I know you don't want to do that to me.

我知道你们不会这样对待我
Yeah. Okay, I think. All right. So here we go.

好的不错我开始了
This is Alex kind of introducing himself at the beginning of the book:

这是艾利克斯算是在书的开头介绍自己
I dig Negroes,

我研究黑人
particularly Michael Jackson.

尤其是迈克尔·杰克逊
I dig to disseminate very much currency at famous nightclubs in Odessa.

我在奥德萨市有名的夜总会里发了很多钱
Lamborghini Countaches are excellent

兰博基尼康塔克车很棒
and so are cappuccinos.

卡布奇诺也很棒
Many girls want to be carnal with me in many good arrangements,

很多女孩都想和我上床
notwithstanding the Inebriated Kangaroo,

尽管醉了的袋鼠
the Gorky Tickle and the Unyielding Zookeeperr.

Gorky Tickle和不屈的动物园管理员也这么想
If you want to know why so many girls want to be with me,

如果你想知道为什么女孩儿都这么迷恋我