Many girls want to be carnal with me in many good arrangements,

很多女孩都想和我上床
notwithstanding the Inebriated Kangaroo,

尽管醉了的袋鼠
the Gorky Tickle and the Unyielding Zookeeperr.

Gorky Tickle和不屈的动物园管理员也这么想
If you want to know why so many girls want to be with me,

如果你想知道为什么女孩儿都这么迷恋我
it is because I am very premium person to be with.

这是因为我是个上等男人
I am homely and also severely funny and these are winning things.

我很朴实有情趣这都很了不得
But nonetheless I know many people who dig rapid cars and famous discotheques.

我认识很多人研究快车和迪斯科舞厅
There are so many here who perform the Sputnik Bosom Dalliance--

这里有很多人会跳史普尼克胸部调情舞
which is always terminated with a slimy underface--

总是令人厌恶地脸朝下结束
that I cannot tally them on all of my hands.

我两只手都数不过来有多少人
There are even many people named Alex.

甚至名叫艾利克斯的人也很多
Three in my house alone! That is why I was so effervescent to go to

光我屋里就有三个所以我有这等兴致