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I tried petitioning the administration
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to let me start my own sorority.
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And apparently,
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it's a whole process.
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Whatever happened to the good old days
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where you could just buy your way into high society?
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Girl, there was nothing good about those days.
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You look horrible.
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What have I told you about
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moisturizer-- twice a day keeps the bags away.
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Yeah, I know, all right?
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I just...