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That's a dipping pool.
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The only time there'll be snakes in that water
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is when we have frat guys over for late-night soirees.
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All right, ladies,
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tonight is the first greek mixer of the season,
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and with the fashion gods as my witness,
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we will make a good impression.
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Good thing I brought my fashion gods Rosary Beads.
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You. I wouldn't change anything about you.
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- Really? - No!
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See, sarcasm isn't always funny.
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How is a guy going to know you're flirting with him