that he would do Megan Fox if he had the chance.

如果有机会他愿意和梅根·福克斯上床
And he works at that coffee shop on Melrose,

而他在梅尔罗斯市一家咖啡馆工作
So it could totally happen. What an ass.

所以这完全有可能发生混蛋
You know, that's totally grounds for breaking up.

你完全可以因为这个和他分手
I know, right?

我知道好吗
Feel like my world is crashing down around me.

感觉我的整个世界都轰然倒塌了
Life just isn't fair sometimes.

生活有时候就是这么不公平
I'm sorry, but if you seriously think

抱歉如果你真以为
your world is crashing on down around you because-- what?

你的世界会轰然倒塌因为...
Your boyfriend made some stupid remark about some stupid actress,

你男朋友说了几句意淫某个女星的蠢话
then, girl, you got bigger problems than your boyfriend.

那么女孩你的问题比你男朋友还大
Um, mind your own business, loser.

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