I know, right?

我知道好吗
Feel like my world is crashing down around me.

感觉我的整个世界都轰然倒塌了
Life just isn't fair sometimes.

生活有时候就是这么不公平
I'm sorry, but if you seriously think

抱歉如果你真以为
your world is crashing on down around you because-- what?

你的世界会轰然倒塌因为...
Your boyfriend made some stupid remark about some stupid actress,

你男朋友说了几句意淫某个女星的蠢话
then, girl, you got bigger problems than your boyfriend.

那么女孩你的问题比你男朋友还大
Um, mind your own business, loser.

蠢货别多管闲事
Right. What did you just say?

好吧你刚说了什么
Sorry. I think my friend's drunk.

对不起我想我朋友喝多了
She doesn't mean what she's saying.

她说的不是那个意思
That's funny, because I'm not drunk,

真有趣因为我没醉