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I ruined your night.
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True, but I got a guy's number,
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and he's taller than me.
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Our babies would totally rule the galaxy.
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And my gladiator asked me out to dinner.
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It turns out, we have matching dead unicorn tattoos.
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Sometimes the darkest nights
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give rise to the brightest mornings.
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Sometimes good comes from bad.
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Despite all the bad parts of tonight, it was actually
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one of the best nights our sorority's ever had.
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And that's all because of you.