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Max, I just found something very upsetting on my phone.
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Another free U2 album?
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Worse.
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And worse than an e-vite to a friend's improv show.
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It's an e-mail from the managing director
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of all The High restaurants saying he's seen our sales
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and is disappointed with my performance.
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Duh-lete...
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like I do with all the "disappointed in your performance" texts
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I get from guys after sex.
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Sorry, gents!
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My boobs makes a promise