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It's my new Grindr profile.
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Changed my screen name to "Suction Junction".
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That damn Cinnabon next door is taking all our business.
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What kind of low lives would prefer those
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to these fine desserts?
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I found a secret pathway to the Cinnabon kitchen!
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Move, bitch!
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Really? You too?
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I just don't get it.
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It's an acquired taste, like crystal meth.
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Great. My waiter's gonna be late again.
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"Held up at the TSA line."