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Lady, we're flight attendants.
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If that smile falls off your face,
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you're gonna have to get a job at Southwest.
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Why are you returning them? You don't like Paris?
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J'adore Paris, but long story short--
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Uh, I'll make it short because she's incapable
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and will throw in lots more of that fake French.
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Bought the tickets so that I could get to the gate
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to see a guy I was banging.
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I hear ya.
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I once hid in the luggage cart for 12 hours
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to do it with this cute guy who works at customs here.