It's just crazy, you know.

怎么会这样
I mean, one point, Navid and I are going to get married

我和纳维都准备要结婚了
and now we're over. It's insane.

现在却分手了太荒唐了吧
Yeah. Oh, my God, did I tell you about the nightmare I had last night?

对了我有没有跟你讲昨晚的噩梦
Um, yep, actually you-you did...

你说过了
Navid and I were at prom, and everything was wonderful.

我和纳维一起参加舞会气氛很好
And we were just about to kiss.

正在我们要亲吻的时候
And suddenly, it wasn't Navid at all.

突然纳维不见了
It was Perez Hilton.

他变成了佩雷斯·希尔顿[美国八卦天王]
I screamed so loud,

我大声尖叫
I'm surprised nobody called the police.

却发现竟然没人报警
Okay, cut.

好了卡