It was Perez Hilton.

他变成了佩雷斯·希尔顿[美国八卦天王]
I screamed so loud,

我大声尖叫
I'm surprised nobody called the police.

却发现竟然没人报警
Okay, cut.

好了卡
- What's wrong now? - Uh, what's right?

-又有什么地方不对 -什么地方都不对
Ivy, sweetie, you can't look into the camera.

艾薇亲爱的你不能看着摄像机
Um, right, right, of course.

是的是的当然
You know, the thing is, I just, I don't watch a lot of reality shows,

问题是我没怎么看过真人秀
so, um, I don't really know

所以我不太清楚
how this works, right?

真人秀是怎么回事
Actually, maybe I just shouldn't be a part of it.

也许我不应该参加拍摄
No, no, no. I need a posse.

不不我需要跟班