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"Yeah, Doc, I have a fever of 102."
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"Oh, you need a donkey kickin'."
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You know our pastor has shot two people?
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Our pastor.
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- No, no. - No.
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Honest to God. Shot a guy in a duel
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and then went back and killed the guy's teenage son
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because he was afraid he would kill him out of revenge.
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Wait, how do you know that?
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Because he did a whole fucking sermon about it!
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A lesson about seeing things through.
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By the way, look at this.