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It's Kardashian.
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Look at the bright side.
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You already thought he was sexy,
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so you were probably gonna sleep with him eventually.
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And now that he's married,
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you know he won't cheat on you with somebody else
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because you're that somebody else.
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You a side bitch!
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No, Max, I can just tell him how I feel.
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Besides, he probably already got it.
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You heard me tell him he read the signs wrong.
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Apparently the sign he read said "Threeway up ahead."