I'm going to be one unhappy guy--the license plates,

我就会十分不高兴的它就是汽车牌照
the last numbers of the license plate tells you where people are from.

牌照上的最后几位数告诉你这个人来自哪里
So, if you have a sixty-one you're from the Ain,

如果是61的话就来自安省
and if you have a sixty-two you're from the Pas-de-Calais,

如果是62 就来自加莱海峡省
or if you have a sixty-three you're from the Puy-de-Dome.

如果是63的话就来自多姆山省
And you can amuse yourself as you're driving along, saying,

假设你自己正一个人开车行驶
"Well, that guy from Chateauroux is off to visit his cousin in Besancon."

这个来自沙特路的人要去探望在贝桑松的表兄
That's the way I get by driving long rides; but,

这是我开车走的路
during the vacation seasons in July and August,

在七八月份放假的时候
when all of us down here are inundated with tourists,

当在座的各位都被游客淹没的时候
when people see those seventy-fives,

当人们看见这些牌照尾号为75的人
which is the license plate for Paris or--

这个尾号代表巴黎