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-Yes or no? -Yes! I signed the contract. Yes.
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It's our understanding that you were taken hostage in Iraq
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two hours ago, is that also correct?
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Yes! I think that's a fair assessment of the situation, you fucking dick.
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What's the point of all this?
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Our legal department requires that we obtain a sworn affidavit from employees,
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confirming that they understand the reasons for their forced separation from the company.
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As of this morning, your employment with CRT was officially terminated.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What?
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It was brought to our attention that you were engaging
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in relations with a fellow CRT employee, Pamela Lutti.
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-No. No, no. Hold on, hold on. -Stipulated in your contract