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this stuffed porcupine,
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a stranger's wedding video, and...
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a shake weight!
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And to think, if we ever get divorced,
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half of that will be mine.
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It's a 50-cent pack of cards. No need to mull it over.
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I thought you weren't gonna be snarky to the customers.
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I thought so, too,
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but then a bunch of losers invaded my yard,
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and I changed my mind.
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Are you even physically able to not be snarky?
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I am, if I'm not surrounded by idiots,