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We tend to take democracy for granted in America.
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But the fact is men have fought and died
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for the sacred right we exercise today.
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So anyone who wants to be president,
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line up by the ice cream machine.
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Your applause will determine who gets into the primaries.
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And yes, this is a ladies Uncle Sam outfit.
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It's my sister's. It was last-minute.
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I had no choice.
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I wonder if that's the same sister that tweets me
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to ask if I think her brother's cute.
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Jeff, what happened to