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Welcome to the Greendale Community College
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Presidential debate.
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Candidates, if elected,
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what will you do?
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Oh, Annie?
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I'm running on a platform of school improvement.
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If I'm elected, the black mold
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will be removed from the east stairwell.
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The assailant known only as
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"The asscrack bandit" will be brought to justice.
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And I will balance the school's budget
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by eliminating administrative redundancies.