Well, I did bring it in the first time,

非典也是我第一时间传进美国的
And that is the last time I hook up

那也是我最后一次
with a bat in Thailand.

在泰国跟蝙蝠瞎搞
Hey, Max.

麦克斯
Max is 45 minutes late.

麦克斯迟到45分钟了
And she better not say she have a prostate exam

她最好别再说是去做前列腺检查了
'cause I'm not falling for that again.

这次我不会再上当受骗了[男人才有]
Relax, she's just down the street at Deke's place.

别这样她就在隔壁迪克家
You know how it is when you first start sleeping with somebody,

你应该懂当你新处一个对象的时候
and you can't keep your hands off each other.

都会爱不释手整天想腻在一起
Yeah, just take my word for it.

总之你信我说的就行了
I know I couldn't keep my hands off my first love.

我就对我的初恋"爱不释手"