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Cool brag, Han.
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So, Deke, tell me about yourself.
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Hey, stop Guantanamo bay-ing him.
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Well, I go to pastry school,
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I live in a dumpster,
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and I was thrown out of One Direction
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for being too handsome.
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That's about it.
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There must be more to you than that.
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I mean, I'm surprised to see
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a roquefort cheese paired with a 2001 Syrah
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from the Rhone region of France at a dumpster party.