Do you think he'd want us to get

你觉得就为了证明一个问题
up to our eyes in debt just for you to prove a point?

我们背一屁股债他就会开心吗
How dare you?

你不要乱讲
This is the fitted kitchen moment, isn't it?

这很像那个整体厨房的段子
Man slices his dick off at work.

有个人因为工伤没了老二
Surgeon says, "You're going to get 40 grand comp.

医生说 "你有四万块的赔偿金
You can get the four-inch penis for 20 grand, the six-inch for 30,

两万块给你做十厘米三万块做十五厘米
or you can get the big eight-inch penis for the full 40!"

要不四万全拿出来做个二十厘米的"
He says he fancies the eight-inch, but his wife's there,

他说很想要二十厘米长但要和老婆商量下
so the surgeon says, just as that lawyer has,

所以医生就跟刚才那个律师说了一样的话
"I'll leave you to talk."

"你们先商量商量吧"
Five minutes later, the surgeon comes back.

五分钟后医生回来了