来自《殊途同归 第1季 第3集 第3集》

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  Man slices his dick off at work.
  有个人因为工伤没了老二
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  Surgeon says, "You're going to get 40 grand comp.
  医生说 "你有四万块的赔偿金
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  You can get the four-inch penis for 20 grand, the six-inch for 30,
  两万块给你做十厘米 三万块做十五厘米
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  or you can get the big eight-inch penis for the full 40!"
  要不四万全拿出来 做个二十厘米的"
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  He says he fancies the eight-inch, but his wife's there,
  他说很想要二十厘米长 但要和老婆商量下
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  so the surgeon says, just as that lawyer has,
  所以医生就跟刚才那个律师说了一样的话
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  "I'll leave you to talk."
  "你们先商量商量吧"
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  Five minutes later, the surgeon comes back.
  五分钟后 医生回来了
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  "Have you made up your mind what you're having?"
  "决定好要多长的了吗"
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  The man nods.
  男人点点头
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  "We're having a fitted kitchen."
  "我们打算装个整体厨房"
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  I'm afraid we won't reach a decision today,
  恐怕今天无法做出判决