Here's the other tape gun. Think fast!

胶带卷弹来袭小心
You broke my plug thing.

你们把插座给砸了
No worries.

没关系
That's what the security deposit is for.

保证金就是干这个用的嘛
Hashtag that is all.

发微博无压力
Oh no, you're not letting some slumlord take your hard-earned money.

不行不能让坏房东诈走你的血汗钱
I'll fix it.

我来搞定
I used to do that kind of thing all the time when I was a slumlord.

我做房东时经常干这种事
Really, Piers?

真的吗皮尔斯
My landlord's coming by to do the inspection at 5:00.

房东五点的时候过来验房
Do you think you're gonna have it done by then?

确定能及时搞定吗
Easy peasy, George and Weezie.

小菜一碟易如反掌