来自《废柴联盟 第3季 第7集 第7集》

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  I mean, I've seen enough episodes of Friends to know that
  我看过那么多集《老友记》发现
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  cohabitation leads to sex, drugs
  同居生活会引发性关系 嗑药
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  and something Parade magazine called Schwimmer-fatigue.
  还有《时尚大观》杂志上讲的修蒙疲乏症
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  Good for you, Shirley. What's the saying?
  真有你的 雪瑞 老话怎么说来着
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  If you can't stop 'em, judge 'em?
  若是管不了 那就可劲唾弃
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  Well, somebody's gotta be this group's moral compass.
  总得有人充当小组的道德底线
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  And that somebody has to be you, right?
  天降大任于雪瑞是吧
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  Because by moral compass, you mean Shirley's religion.
  所谓道德底线 根本就是你的宗教标准
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  Want a ride?
  要不要搭车
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  Well, if this is a forecast of the conversation,
  如果这段对话是情景模拟的话
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  I will ride with somebody else.
  我的回答是宁可搭别人的车
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  Don't worry, Shirley.
  别担心 雪瑞