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Kevin can only have sex in bed, in the dark,
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under the covers, only after we have showered
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separately.
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And sometimes, by the time we are finished cleaning ourselves,
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he's too tired.
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And then I pretend I'm tired, but I'm not tired.
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I'm not tired. I'm not tired.
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That's why every girl
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needs those slutty college years.
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To experiment, get it out of your system,
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find out what you like.
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Excuse me, could I have a glass of alcohol