来自《伴娘 第0集》

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  which was really unfair.
  这不公平
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  And then you came home with me and we did stuff, fun stuff,
  你跟我回家 和我睡觉
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  and then you just left, just like it was nothing.
  然后你走了 就像什么也没发生一样
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  Oh, please. I know how guys do this thing.
  得了吧 我还不了解你们男人吗
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  I know how guys act.
  我太了解你们了
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  One minute, it means something. The next minute, it doesn't.
  这秒还甜言蜜语 下一秒就不认识了
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  Right, yeah, you've got it all figured out.
  是啊 你说的太对了
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  Yeah.
  是啊
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  How is that working out for you? Pretty good?
  那你现在怎么还是单身
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  Boom!
  喂
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  What's up, fuck-buddy? You call for some roadside assistance?
  怎么了 炮友 你打电话是要道路救援
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  Thanks, officer. I can handle it from here on out.
  谢谢警官 接下来我会处理的