Stan?

斯坦
Buddy, is that you?

伙计是你吗
Stan?

斯坦
Stan? Oh! Oh! Oh, don't kill me!

斯坦不要杀我
Take your mom! I love you more than she does!

去杀你妈吧我比她更爱你
There is nothing sadder than a naked guy all alone on naked day.

没什么比在裸裸日一个人光着身子更悲哀的了
I thought my wife would care if I was nude for her.

我以为我为我妻子脱光光她会在乎的
If you ever write a suicide note,

如果你要写自杀遗言
that's how it should start.

可以用刚才那句做开头
The cliche's true.

那些陈辞滥调是真的
When you first fall in love, it's all hot and sexy.

当你刚刚坠入爱河一切都是热辣性感
And then you get married, and then it's once a week,

等你结婚了就变成一周一次了