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Ask yourself, why has he got his hat pulled down like that?
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- He's fuck ugly. - Or he doesn't want you to see his face.
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Because he's fuck ugly.
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Okay, what's his story?
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- Oh, that's Lurch. - Go on.
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- He's a trolley boy at the local supermarket. - Good.
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Real name, Michael Armstrong.
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- Dad says he's got a child's mind. - Okay.
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And lives up Summer Street with his mum and his sister.
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And are they as big as he is?
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- Who? - The mum and the sister.
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Same person.