No, I mean which one do you wanna watch first?

不我是说你想先看哪个
You are pulling my leg?

你耍我吗
What did you think of that?

你觉得怎么样
Well, I won't argue that it was a no holds barred,

我承认这片子很疯狂惊险刺激
adrenalin fuelled thrill ride but there's no way you could perpetrate

但你造成这么严重的流血冲突
that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur

是不可能避免
a considerable amount of paperwork.

繁重的书面报告
That is nothing, man.

那算什么伙计
This is about to go off.

这才叫火爆
This shit just got real.

这要变成现实了
Nasty way to go.

真是惨啊
I think our Mr Merchant tried to have a little fry up and left the gas on.

我想批发商是想炸点东西吃但没关煤气阀