Why were you there?

你当时在哪儿做什么
I was buying Constable Butterman a Japanese Peace Lily for his birthday.

我在买黄油男警员的生日礼物
What absolute horseshit.

说什么鬼话
I chased a suspect from the scene. Innocent people don't run!

我追过逃离现场的疑犯无辜的人为什么要逃跑
Here, maybe it was our old friend, the cactus thief.

或许是个惯犯专偷仙人掌
Oh, yeah, he was a prickly customer, werert he?

那他身上的刺还有够多的
Am I going completely mad?

难道是我疯了吗
Maybe you are.

或许...是疯了
Maybe you did it.

或许...是你干的
Yeah, seeing as how you're such a big fan of murder.

就是你总把谋杀挂嘴上
- What the... - Sergeant Angel?

-我操你... -天使警官
Yes! Sir.

什么长官