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On the eve of the adjudicator's arrival, some travellers moved into Callahan Park.
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Before you could say, "Gypsy scum," we were knee-deep in dog muck,
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thieving kids and crusty jugglers.
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Crusty jugglers.
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We lost the title and Irene lost her mind.
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She drove her Datsun Cherry into Sandford Gorge.
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From that moment on, I swore that I would do her proud.
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And whatever the cost, we would make Sandford great again.
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Sir, this doesn't make any sense.
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The adjudicators arrive tomorrow. We had to get everything ready.
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Are you saying this is all about winning the Best Village Award?
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This is the best village, Nicholas. You've seen the people.