Used to be I could pull a rabbit out of a hat

以前我从帽子里变出只兔子
or a quarter out of some kid's nose and, poof, leukemia's gone.

或从孩子鼻中变出硬币白血病不药而愈
You know, I once cured a case of Lou Gehrig's disease

有一回我假装自己被困箱中
by pretending I was trapped inside a box.

结果治愈了一例卢格里克氏病
Sounds more like the healing power of magic... Or mime.

明明是魔术的治愈神力或是小丑的
Just a claustrophobic clown in this tiny car of life.

不过是患幽闭症的小丑被困在小车中
And I can get tiny-carsick.

我还有点晕小车
Hey, Blake, why don't you try the healing power of medicine?

布莱克你为什么不试试药物的疗效呢
Medicine?

药物
Why don't I try the healing power of my ass?

那还不如用我的菊花治病
Anyway, thanks for listening, chief.

谢谢你的聆听主任
What are you doing?

你搞什么啊