来自《好汉两个半 第12季 第8集 第8集》

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  Okay. Hold up your gifts.
  好的 把礼物举起来
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  Everybody has to see the gold and frankincense and myrrh
  让大家能看到黄金 乳香与没药
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  so they know we're the three wise men.
  才能知道我们是东方三博士
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  It's 88 degrees out.
  现在有31度
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  I don't have any myrrh.
  我也没有没药
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  Unless it's the biblical term for "Swamp ass."
  除非那个词是圣经里"湿一屁股"的用语
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  We want this to be mantel-worthy.
  我们要拍一张有意义的照片
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  We want people to say, you know, "Look at those costumes,
  要让别人觉得 "看看他们的变装服
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  look at that view, look at Cher's house
  他们背后的风景 看看雪儿的房子
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  perfectly positioned over Alan's right shoulder."
  正好就在照片中艾伦的右肩之上"
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  Oh, it's got to be better than last year.
  好歹肯定会比去年那张好
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  Me as Joseph, Berta as the Virgin Mary
  去年我扮成约瑟 波塔是圣母玛利亚