来自《死在西部的一百万种方式 第0集》

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  Yeah. Whatever you say, sure.
  嗯 听你的
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  Good. Let's hit this fair, because you know what I wanna do?
  好的 我们开逛吧 知道我想干嘛吗
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  Eat hot food in 100-degree weather?
  100度的天气吃热食
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  No, get my picture taken. I've never done it before.
  不 是拍照 我还没拍过呢
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  - That's horse shit. - No, it's the truth.
  -瞎扯[马粪] -不 这是实话
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  - No, that's horse shit. - Whoa! Oh, that is horse shit.
  -这真是马粪 -确实是马粪
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  Okay. All right.
  好吧
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  Okay, everybody hold still!
  好 大家别动
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  You know, supposedly, there's some guy in Texas
  据说德克萨斯有个家伙
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  who smiled one time while he was getting his picture taken.
  在拍照时笑了
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  Shut the fuck up. Are you serious?
  不可能吧 你是说真的吗
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  We were just talking about that last week. Is that true?
  我们上周还在议论呢 是真的吗