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Emuebie Okafor
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is a member of the Nigerian royal family.
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Are you sure? Did you see his apartment?
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Distantly related, but still could be something.
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Oh, please-- Africa?
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Every goat herder in Abuja lays claim to that crown.
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Maybe because there's a lot of history there.
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It is the cradle of civilization.
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That's a really great license plate slogan,
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but how are things going down there now?
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Everybody got a full tum-tum in Africa?
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Hey, zip it, all right?