Who would volunteer to humiliate themselves like that?

居然有人自愿被这样当众羞辱
Hey, Naomi Clark, you suck!

娜欧米·克拉克鄙视你
Trust me--

相信我...
Swallowing a tank full of goldfish

吞下一满缸金鱼
is much better than being the most hated girl on campus.

也比成为校园里万人嫌的女孩好
You got to admit, you kind of earned it.

不过你得承认你确实有点自作自受
I mean, your party got busted by the cops,

你的派对被警察闹得不欢而散
the dean banned all student social events for the next month

因此院长禁止了下个月所有的学生社交活动
and the football captain tested positive for pot

而且就因为在你的篝火堆旁待了一会
because of the contact high he got from your bonfire.

校橄榄球队长就被测出吸食大麻
Football season's basically over.

这个赛季基本上是报销了
You know what we need to do? Join a sorority.

你知道我们该做什么吗加入一个姐妹会