I mean, your party got busted by the cops,

你的派对被警察闹得不欢而散
the dean banned all student social events for the next month

因此院长禁止了下个月所有的学生社交活动
and the football captain tested positive for pot

而且就因为在你的篝火堆旁待了一会
because of the contact high he got from your bonfire.

校橄榄球队长就被测出吸食大麻
Football season's basically over.

这个赛季基本上是报销了
You know what we need to do? Join a sorority.

你知道我们该做什么吗加入一个姐妹会
Yeah, why start college

是啊为什么不靠仅剩的一丝尊严
with one ounce of dignity left?

来开始大学生活呢
It will be fun. It will position us socially.

会很有意思的能提高我们的社交能力
I've always wanted to join a sorority.

我一直很想加入姐妹会
It's like a sisterhood for life.

这可是一辈子的姐妹情谊
Yeah, a sisterhood with a bunch of people

是啊一群我既不认识