This is hilarious.

这可真够搞笑的
No, this is not hilarious.

不一点也不搞笑
We got to find that old man and get my money back.

我们得找到那个老人要回我的钱
Dude, as much as I would love to,

老兄即使我想帮你
I... I can't.

我也不能去
DJ 526 just hooked me up with this big meeting.

DJ 526要带我去见一个大人物
Juice Randall.

乔伊斯·兰德尔
You don't know who Juice Randall is?

你不知道乔伊斯·兰德尔是谁
Been on a boat all summer.

这个夏天我可都待在船上
Was that boat in a cave, on another planet,

你的船是在山洞里还是在火星上
in a black hole?

或者是黑洞里
Dude, he's only one of the hugest producers on the east coast.

老兄他可是东海岸唯一的一个顶尖制作人