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- that called the cops? - Oh, it was her.
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Underneath that lovely housecoat is a total bitch.
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How was your date with Jeremy?
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It wasn't a date. We just got coffee.
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He didn't buy you dinner?
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No. Actually I paid. He forgot his wallet.
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Gold digger alert.
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First you're buying their coffee--
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then you're charging their Porsche to your black card.
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Trust me, when you're loaded,
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boys just come out of the woodwork.
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Thanks for putting that in my head.